Joe Buddens Girl Causes Beef with Fabo

Written on November 17, 2009 by LoLo

Filed Under: Fight! Fight! Fight!, Got Beef?

Joe Budden broke up with Tahiry not too long ago but he’s already found love with a new girl, internet model (whatever that means) Somaya Reece.  She also hasn’t wasted any time starting trouble.  In one of Joe’s infamous live video feeds she said, “Tila’s vag is what made Fab’s teeth the condition they’re in.”

“That’s why you don’t need no more Twitter followers, you are a f***in’ trouble maker,” Joe said in response.

Rapper Fabolous didn’t take too kindly to the comment and responded via Twitter (@MyFabolousLife) calling Joe’s new girl the “rebound chick.

“Time to expose this second chick Somaya Reece … so she know not throw peoples names out without knowing the consequences.

“Did this rebound chick jus make a joke about my teeth?? Somaya Reece keep my name outta Tahiry’s vagina, I mean ur mouth! Pow!”

He didn’t stop there. He created a trending topic called “#SomayaReeceIs”, where he dropped a bunch of insults…Wanna hear it? Here it go! second choice.

-         #SomayaReeceIs Tahiry, but the sequel
- #SomayaReeceIs a Plan B bitch!
- #SomayaReeceIs a stuntman 4 Joe Budden’s real girlfriend
- It football is like relationships, #SomayaReeceIs 2nd down
- #SomayaReeceIs a 2nd round draft pick
- #SomayaReeceIs the sophomore jinx

So Joe responded (am I the only one already tired of this?).

“Somaya didn’t ask to be recorded, and the sh** she was saying was a joke … I thought that whole sh** was really wack, really immature, was really stupid. Sh** made me really look at n****s in a different light. But, it put me in a real awkward position …

“That was some sucker sh**, and it put me in an awkward spot. … I may feel like he went a little too far, as far as them jokes went. Some of them jokes really wasn’t funny to me,” he continued.

But, but, but, but wait! It get’s worse!

“Ok, here’s some sucka sh** for ya, Beanie and Mike Knox — Buddens betta watch his mouth bout Philly n****s. “Joe Budden — my bad,” Fab tweeted.

Joe challenged him to a rap face off.

“If your a rapper and got a problem with me, rap about it or stfu,” Joe tweeted (@MouseBudden). “I’m not with the Twitter beefin’, put a voice behind them bars.”

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.  Sorry, I conveniently fell asleep on the Z key while writing this. They should both call each other’s mama’s fat, have a staring contest and move on.  This is the dumbest beef ever.

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Prostitutes are Cleaner Than Your Average Bear

Written on September 8, 2009 by LoLo

Filed Under: Things They Say, XXX

Joe Budden recently spoke out about how awesome he thinks prostitutes are.  He said, “First of all, prostitutes, a lot of the times, have much cleaner pussy than regular girls.

“It’s the bitches job to fuck. You don’t think that bitch is taking care of her pussy?

“Everybody in the world has paid for ass…Sometimes when you are in situations like this and you are in your hotel room and you just want a quick nut without doing it yourself, you fucking call a fucking escort. She comes over and gives you the best whatever you had, you pay her and she exits. They way that girls in the real world are suppose to do, but they don’t.”

He added that he doesn’t use them anymore cus he’s in a relationship (I guess he didn’t break up with Tahiry.).  But he’d be willing to share his discount with friends.  Prostitutes he knows charge $200 for head and $400 for sex.

Source

He shouldn’t even have to tell us how clean prostitutes’ womanly spaces are.  Everyone knows they’re pristine.

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Joe Budden and Tahiry are Dunzo?

Written on August 31, 2009 by LoLo

Filed Under: Splitzville

Rapper Joe Budden and his girl Tahiry are rumored to have broken up.  He helped her with her modeling career by creating a buzz for her through his Joe Budden TV vlog series.

He tweeted saying, “It’s official over.”

Then added later, “My sick brain thought that announcing it would make me feel better about it…. so much 4 that… i’m F***ED UP right now…Never knew u had a issue w lust, we can get thru nething n this world if the issues discussed, was it a whole separate issue or a issue w us.”

Everything supposedly went south after he confronted her about another man’s number her found in her cell phone. Source

Folks need to stop looking for things they don’t want to find.  Once you resort to searchin folks phones then the trust is long gone and there may be no coming back from that…especially if you’re wrong.

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