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Is Kate Bringing her Reverse Mullet to DWTS?

Written on March 1, 2010 by

Filed Under: Gosselin, New Ventures/Jobs


Kate Gosselin may be joining the cast of Dancing With the Stars.

Kate told Jay Leno a few months ago that she wanted to be a part of the show because “I want to laugh at myself. I so cannot dance.”

Word is that she has been practicing her moves “under a shroud of security” at the Beverly Wilshire hotel.  We’ll find out if she’ll be in the show tonight when Tom Bergeron announces next season’s contestants during the finale of the bachelor. Source

Um, no thank you.  Next!

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Kate Agrees: Jon’s Wang is ‘Stubby’

Written on February 16, 2010 by

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We told you recently about Jon Gosselin’s ex Hailey saying he had a teeny dingaling. Well now word is that his ex-wife Kate is agrees with Hailey calling his manhood “stubby.” A source says that she would call him stubby to his face to mock him.

If you recall, Jon said that Kate was abusive to him during their marriage and put him down. I guess now we know what she mocked him about. Source

Echk! Here’s the thing. Sure, it sucks for everyone involved when someone has a a walnut for a peen. But both these ladies took Jon for a spin and could have gotten out of it immediately after said spin if they weren’t happy with his equipment. I’m just sayin’.

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He’s Got a Eenie Weeny Shriveled Little….

Written on February 15, 2010 by

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Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin’s ex-girlfriend, told Steppin Out magazine that Jon’s got the teeniest peen in the whole wide world. She said, “He’s hung like a nine-year-old boy. I’m serious. This is true.

“Anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It’s very noticeable. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny.”

She says she “would laugh about it with my mom.” and added that Jon would complain, “He said, ‘You know how subconscious [sic] I am of down there.’” Source

Oh this is just, just sad.

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What a Waste of Time and Money

Written on January 11, 2010 by

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Kate Gosselin was on the over of People with some Britney Spears quality hair extensions.  And know we’ve found out that she dropped $7K on that horrible do.

“My haircuts are $950,” the stylist revealed. “The color would have been about $500, and the extensions, which were great length extensions, would probably cost about $5000.”

“We were together for about 20 hours and I would say 15 of those hours were working on Kate trying to convince her to cut her bangs,” he joked. “I felt like she was hiding behind that front piece.”

“I wanted to make sure I took her from being really ordinary to really extraordinary!” Source

$7 grand? On that?! I could take her to KiKi down the way, and get better results.

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Jon Gosselin’s Apartment Trashed

Written on December 27, 2009 by

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Jon Gosselin’s NYC apartment has been vandalized. He returned to his place after spending the holiday with his kids to find it burglarized and ransacked.

“This is no minor incident,” Gosselin’s rep tells Us. “The police are investigating. He walked into his apartment and it was a disaster. The couch was cut up, his kids’ Wiii is missing, his blu ray DVD player is gone, the pots and pans are gone, the couch was sliced up, all of his clothes and shoes are all sliced and torn up. And the knives were left in there.”

There was $100K worth of damage. The mattress was sliced open and the word ‘cheater’ carved into the headboard. Sources believe this is the handy work of ex girlfriend Hailey Glassman.

“Is it convenient that Hailey was just there and moved out this week?” the source says. “Everything was fine, they were friends, talking from time to time, him and Kate are cool and he has to come home to the city to this? Who else would do this? It’s sick, like a case of Fatal Attraction.”

But Hailey says no way.

“FYI That apartment everyone calls Jon’s apartment was my apartment as well,” she Twittered. “We split rent! He’s been living off my family and I.” Source

Haha, damn. This reminds me of a similar story I heard about a two timer who’s apartment and clothes were literally ripped to shreds. Oh well, I guess that’s what you get when you piss a bitch off. Hell hath no fury, yadda, yadda, you know the rest.

Kate and Jon are Dunzo

Written on December 20, 2009 by

Filed Under: Gosselin, Splitzville

Jon and Kate Gosselin are officially divorced.

Kate’s lawyer, Mark Momjian, told TMZ, under the agreement, “Our client will continue to reside with all eight of her children in the former marital home.”

Kate says, “I am very relieved that our divorce has been finalized, and I look forward to the New Year, focusing on our children.”

Judge Tilson inked the docs after the arbitrator came down with his ruling on how Jon and Kate’s property will be divided.

Kate has primary custody and Jon gets visitation and neither party will get spousal support. Source

Kate, 8…Jon, -100.

Michael Lohan to Testify Against Jon

Written on November 9, 2009 by

Filed Under: Court Date, Gosselin


Michael Lohan is being asked to testify against his old buddy Jon Gosselin in the lawsuit TLC is waging against him.

“I was working on a deal with him for a Nutrisystem endorsement and a book deal. He got paid a lot of money for different promotions, clubs, magazines, and by a TV network,” Michael claimed. “At times he said what we were doing was OK; at times he said it was a problem.”

Lohan is being questioned along with Jon’s girlfriend Hailey Glassman and members of the Gosselin staff.

TLC is suing Jon for breach of contract. Source

I’m sick of every one of these folks…can’t we just ship them to a far off island and leave them to fend for themselves? Just go away!!

Jon Gosselin Spending Thanksgiving with His Girlfriend

Written on November 6, 2009 by

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Jon Gosselin won’t be spending the Thanksgiving holiday with his family.

Hailey told Entertainment Tonight: “My family and I would never let him eat Thanksgiving dinner alone in an apartment. He’s coming to our house for Thanksgiving. I don’t care.”
Jon says that was his plan all along. “I still planned on going to her house on Thanksgiving; that was on my schedule.”
Hailey’s reaction: “On your schedule? What do you mean, ‘On my schedule?’”
“Let’s see, Kate has the kids, and she’s having a nice huge meal with Steve and his family. Uh, let’s see, should I go to Hailey’s or should I sit in my apartment all alone?
“Sorry, I used the wrong term. I plan on going — I made a promise to her family I would go to her house.”
“Made a promise? You’re not doing my family any favors!” replies Hailey.

Sounds like Jon’s douchery has finally gotten to Hailey.

Kate Says No to Dating

Written on October 30, 2009 by

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Kate Gosselin says that she has sworn off dating. She told Ellen on her talk show,

“I’m not thinking about [dating] but the thought has crossed my mind at some point [that] it’s going to be scrutinized. Let’s not talk about it.”
She added that she wouldn’t want to subject any potential suitors to “the 18 cars [of paparazzi] that follow me around.” Source

Maybe she should also think about how her kids would feel about it…just a thought.

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Octomom Has Eyes for Jon Gosselin

Written on October 22, 2009 by

Filed Under: Couples Alert, Gosselin

The Ocotomom, Nadya Suleman, recently expressed her love for Jon Gosselin.

She says, “I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin. I think he’s hot!”

She added that she doesn’t have hopes for reality show stardom. “I already made up my mind a long time ago,” she said. “I think it’s exploitative. I don’t care what the dollar amount would be. It’s not worth it. It’s not healthy for the kids.” Source

What a freak.

Jon Gosselin Ordered to Pay Up

Written on October 14, 2009 by

Filed Under: Court Date, Gosselin

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The judge over seeing the case between Jon and Kate regarding the money he took out of their joint account has handed down a judgement in favor of Kate. Jon has been ordered to return $180,000 of the $230,000 he withdrew from the account within two weeks.

According to Kate’s lawyer, Mark Momjian, “The remaining sum of $55,000, which Ms. Gosselin used for household bills and expenses relating to the children, will be subject to further determination by the arbitrator at a later date.”

Kate’s also been ordered to provide an accounting of past expenses due by Oct. 26, the date Jon has to have the money back.

Kate says, “As difficult as this has been for me, I am pleased that the Court has ruled fairly on behalf of myself and my children. Now that this matter has been ruled on, I look forward to returning to private arbitration, as we have agreed to do, to resolve any remaining issues.” Source

Good for him. He must have been out of his gourd to think Kate was gonna let him take that money without a fit. So trifflin’…so shiftless.

Jon Wants to Pimp the kids on his Own Terms

Written on October 12, 2009 by

Filed Under: Gosselin


Jon recently said that he didn’t want his children to be on the show Kate Plus 8 because he was concerned for their privacy.  Well it looks like he’s changed his tune.  He struck a deal with Entertainment Tonight to film the twins birthday party which includes sending a crew to the family home…something he said he’s sue Kate for doing.

To that, Kate’s lawyer, Mark Momjian, tells TMZ “I’ve never seen a greater hallmark for hypocrisy personified.” Source

Someone really needs to take those kids away for a while…not forever.  But just long enough for them all to have some therapy and to give Jon some parenting classes and Kate a friggin break.  They’re both losing it.


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